WELCOME TO THIS VERY IMPORTANT EMAIL UPDATE!
Welcome, sensuous inter-pals. It’s that time once again—time to drop what you’re doing, get naked and slide into a soapy tub of Finnegan. There’s lots to discuss, so let’s skip the part where I get you drunk and butter you up. It’s time for some hot and dirty newsletter bid’ness.


INTERVIEWS WITH A D-BAG
Try as I might to explain to people that my truly talents are non-verbal (and by this I mean I’m wicked good at sex), people still occasionally want to engage in boring ol’ conversation. I recently participated in a couple of web interviews (I call them ‘e-terviews’—don’t steal that!!!). First off, I sat down with dear friend and Best Week Ever writer-person Amanda Melson for some in-depth conversation and personal grooming. Featuring a cameo by The Judgmental Korean Manicure Lady!

And if reading about my scabby, chewed-up fingers ain’t enough for you, check out this rather exhaustive interview I did with Brian McGuiness for his site, Chucklemonkey. Recommended for comedy nerds!

COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBER-ME
Keith Olbermann. Me. Hard, hard news. Feeling tingly yet? The fine folks at Countdown have been kind enough to invite me on the show not just once but twice over the past couple of weeks. Look at me! Laugh at my pseudo-political musings! DO IT NOW!

 

BWE ALL THAT YOU CAN BWE
TiVo Broken? DVR in revolt? Well in case you haven’t committing episodes of Best Week Ever to memory, here is a clip of me comparing oversized heads with American Idol winner and fellow hair product enthusiast David Cook.


ONE HOUR SPECIAL UPDATE: PHILADELPHIA ME-DOM!
When last we spoke I vaguely alluded to a one hour special to be shot in the Fall of ’08. Well, I can now be a tad more specific: “Au Contraire”, my very first one hour comedy special will be shot this October (either the 4th or 25th) in Philadelphia at the historic Trocadero Theater. Before hitting stores, “Au Contraire” will be aired (or is it ‘erred’?) on the telly by the fine folks at Comedy Central. If you live anywhere near Philly or feel like taking a road trip, I would love you to be a part of this rather massive event. Think of it this way: either it will be a fantastic show or I’ll implode on stage and wind up center stage, sobbing in the fetal position. Either way, you’ll want to be there. Details and ticket info to come, kiddos!

HAVE I TOLD YOU, ‘CHELSEA LATELY’, THAT I LOVE YOU?
Did you feel the earth shake a bit this past Tuesday night? That was the earth trembling as a result of my appearance on the show ‘Chelsea Lately’. Yep, that’s right folks—I’ve broken my E! Channel cherry. All I need to do is book gigs on Lifetime and Animal Planet and I’ll be eligible for the Basic Cable Hall of Fame (I believe it’s somewhere in South Dakota). Anyway, enjoy me ‘roundtable-ing’ with Chelsea and her guests. It’s like Best Week Ever without all the hi-falutin’ pretense!